Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Top 10 Things That For Whatever Reason Have Annoyed Me Lately

and they are...

1. mean people.
seriously...where have all the good people gone? it seems like everyone is mean and selfish these days. love is good!!!


2. when you let someone over into your lane and then they don't wave.
wave people...wave. it's called being polite. try it, you'll like it.


3. when someone has lost weight and you ask them..."what have you been doing?" and they reply, "nothing at all. it just began to happen."
yeah, right!


4. people talking over each other.
it's called a conversation. i know, it's an art... but listening to someone else talk can be done.


5. texting while driving.
admittedly i have done this but really y'all, it's a very bad idea.


6. people who say things like "well those of us who actually work for a living..." to teachers.
see previous blog.


7. using the word love for everything.
we need a new word...it has lost it's true sense.

8. political correctness
while i don't believe we should be out there offending people right and left, let's just make sure that we are being equitable in our accusations shall we?


9. men who leave the toilet seat up.
no, this isn't about shane. it is about men leaving the toilet seat up in a teacher bathroom that a majority of women use. i know your mama taught you better than that. again...it's called manners.


10. t.v.
everything on tv resembles a doctor who solves crimes while having multiple partners, and blows up a nitroglycerin plant because aliens with alternative lifestyles are living there and are attempting to eradicate all human life because of over indulged rich kids who are highly involved in a plethora of gratuitous acts, including trapping people in some dark filthy place and wanting to perform some disgusting and scary acts that want to make us all throw up and will guarantee that we won't sleep for weeks. now THAT is entertainment!! seriously, someone pass me some tylenol and a book please!!

don't be afraid to shout out things that are currently annoying you. purging is a good thing.


and don't worry, i'm going to go pray now because i can only imagine the things that i do that annoy others and that are not pleasing to God. needless to say i'm thankful for Jesus!!

peace and love.